Michelle Duggar & Birth Panels

Recently, the great and powerful Bachmann proclaimed the United States was morphing into Communist China (gasp) in the attempts to mandate a "single child" policy. Get Michelle Duggar on the phone, this is some serious business.

"Uh-oh lil' J child, you want quality time with mother use the sign up sheet like everyone else"

Glenn Grothman is a douche canoe

"Batsh*t Bachmann" is going to lengths here even attacking her sacred sisterhood known as "females". It is a sad commentary that GOPerTEA ladies are trashing the rights of the lady kind in America. On the outside this appears to be some kind of self-loathing display of gutlessness. To be a female and a republican is a damn oxymoron, or just plain moronic. We know have a senator in the great state of Wisconsin (can't these folks catch a break) stating "I think people are trained to say that 'this is a surprise to me', because there's still enough of a stigma that they're supposed to say this". This coming from a man who wants to make it illegal to be a single parent. 

Are we as a whole destined for rehab or this this just plain crazy? The fear mongering generated by "Bathsh*t Bachmann" is astounding to say the least, though not number one of her top ten, because we all know about those pesky HPV vaccinations and mental retardation. There is absolutely nothing regarding the birth control argument stating the left wants to limit the number of children a family can have, you want 'em, go have 'em. We see this as allowing women to make a decision to not become a mother if they are not ready, or damn, they don't want to be a parent.

Also, birth control pills are magic when it comes to assisting with ovarian cysts (dear god those feel like birthing a small boat) or endometriosis. Come on Michele it is the 21st century, cut the bullsh*t and actually have a little pride with the fact that you have a vagina (though others could argue you're husband could care less). You are just another cog in a machine that wants to repress you. Sure you don't get ass so why do you need to worry about a lil' ol' pill? It is not just about your Bachmann.

"Hey there lil' boy.. giggity giggity"

Yet, the health care industry keeps chugging out boner medication which gives new meaning to the "creepy old man" definition. How about something that counteracts these medications? If anything is unnatural, it is making a tool function when it was retired a long while ago.

F*CK OFF RIHANNA

I've not known what to say about this situation due to the delicate nature of it all, F*CK OFF RIHANNA.

We ladies have the GOP on our asses trying to mandate what we can do with our bodies and we have you, not only running around with your super sexualized circus act setting us back thirty years; but associating with an angry lunatic who PUMMELLED your ass, setting us back another twenty.

Lemme break it down for you baby doll. Whitney and the likes died from their addictions and honey, you might not be far behind them. Sure you aren't smoking crack in a closet or alley way, but you are addicted to the bullshit known as a VIOLENT OFFENDER, which statistically could lead to your demise.

So shake your ass and lip sync your melodies about sexual prowess and live in the fantasy that you have control. Show millions of impressionable girls that they too, can control the situation with a guy who "just made a mistake" by exuding the power of their "sexuality". A mistake is forgetting to feed your dog, not beating someone's ass into an oblivion, followed up by hysterical fits of anger and throwing chairs out of windows.You will never be in control, that's not how it works with nut wads like Chris Brown.

If you are going to continue on this path of self-destruction we are going to have to step away, not that we ever listened to your tracks, but defending you.

You are a big girl now, and like it or not, little ones look up to you.