Woof Saturday

Woof to you Intellectual Allies. What a week, still reeling from a teenager being stalked/gunned down by a Neighborhood Watch terrorist, we had to stomach the Supreme Court taking a gander at the Affordable Care Act. Mostly the same group of f*cknards that gave the election to Dubya back in 2000.. oh damn.. here goes the heart palpitations, time for Woof Saturday before I head into the light, this week we take a look at the Cairn Terrier.. woof woof Toto!!

Hellooooo ladies

goooooodness we want one

Like you didn't envision this.

BOOOOM!! Take that Caturday!!

As always at the Greed.Oppression.Piety you've fallen in love and it is time to look into your options. We recommend looking for one of these babes via a RESCUE group.

Woof Saturday

With the tragedy of Trayvon Martin filling us with fury over the sad state of affairs down there in Florida and the rest of the country for that matter. It is time to have a lil' smile. What better way to put a smile on your faces then the smoooosh faced Pug?

This is a dapper pug because snorting to high heavens = class

The police officer sees ALL sides of the law.. seriously, can she see on both sides of her head? 

Groucho Marx?

Hot Sh*t

You know you were thinking it

The Maine Pug

Who doesn't LOVE a Pug? Check out these great RESCUE resources!!

Woof Saturday

It has been a crazy week with more and more GOP candidate idiocracy. While someone gets back to us on when Ron Paul will drop the hell out, let's take a break and enjoy the fantastic & husky American Bullmastiff.

Just got back from a GOP debate, looking for something to pee on

Notice the majestic Mastiff as he sits like people, is this Dog Fancy footage?

"Everyday I'm shufflin'"

Try to fit this on your roof rack Romney.

Want to find a gentle giant for your very own? Do they make harnesses that big so you can ride it into the sunset? Is that even legal? Anyways, check out this national RESCUE group.

* Ms. Mabel & Mr. Salty do NOT advise putting a harness on dogs and riding them off into the sunset.

Woof Saturday

Oh, I AM CUTE. Just hanging out, about 1/654th my final size.

Welcome back to Woof Saturday, let us take a break from the crazy that is Mike Seaver and focus our attention on the lovable and daffy Great Dane.

Horse + Moose = Great Dane

Full disclosure -circle of trust. Ms. Mabel had a Great Dane every other weekend when she'd be packed off for the biological father's home. What I can tell you is this breed is a mix of horse and moose, hear me out bubs. If you grow up in Maine you'll recognize a moose on sight looking out your window. If you cross paths with one up closer and personal like it literally seems like a horse and cow had a steamy affair. Yes, we are telling you a Great Dane is once removed from a cow. What you want to see the papers confirming this.. What are you PETA? Moving on...

I look unassuming but when at my full girth will slap you in the face with my whip tail after I decimate your coffee table

 If you haven't been around one of these bad boys in person you are truly missing out. To give you an idea of what you'd be in for check out the photo below.

Like your lazy older brother home from college break, good luck finding the clicker.

Now, before running out and snatching one of these up for yourselves bubble wrap your small children and take the breakables off the coffee table. As with every Woof Saturday, it wouldn't be complete without a listing for a Great Dane RESCUE.

Woof Saturday

 Saturday Dopamine Discharge : Westie Edition

oh&my&goooooodness

Quick.. Romney is coming!!

I wanted to get spayed and Rush Limbaugh called me a...

As always.. DON'T SHOP.. ADOPT!! Check out your local shelter or RESCUE one of these adorable lil' critters bub.

Saturday Dopamine Discharge

 Our first edition of Saturday Dopamine Discharge, or "This Doesn't Belong On A Roof Rack" but that was a mouthful. 

Enjoy the svelte and agile English Bulldog

Who doesn't love a puppy? Haters, haters don't love puppies

Try it Mitt, try to put me in a cargo crate on your roof rack, see what happens to your favorite chaise

As always, DON'T SHOP.. ADOPT. There are plenty of gems via shelters or rescue groups.