Wednesday, March 7, 2012

When Will Newt's Ego Let Go?

Well, at least he got some action, (ahem) Ron Paul.



After watching the phenomenon known as "Super Tuesday" we, along with many, ask ourselves : when will Newts ego allow him to call it quits? The time has come for this joke of a campaign to come to end.

Newt took Georgia (super big surprise) which throwing South Carolina in the mix he has TWO states. Anyone with common sense and lacking a GINORMOUS ego would know it was time to throw in the towel and head back to the book tour. 

Indeed Evolution Jesus.. that is indeed awesome.
 
It seems that good ol' Jesus'-2nd-Coming-Santorum is the uber right wing nut job that the GOP is going to follow to give Mittens a run for his ca$h money. You have Santorum winning three states on Super Tuesday and almost winning four with Ohio. So what this tells us is Santorum is the right kind of crazy to fire up the GOPerTEAs, and the far right that want to see this nation go back into the dark ages where Jesus was indeed riding a T-Rex with Moses flying on a pterodactyl. 


So Newt, as educated citizens we ask have you had your ass handed to you enough to quit? Honestly, it is NOT you, it is THEM, they just aren't that into you. Come on bub, dry those tears, and here's a pint of Ben & Jerry's favorite Liberalishous.

 Oh, and Evolution Jesus, please let Santorum knock Romney out so we can watch him get decimated in his first debate against heavy weight Barack Obama.  In His name, Amen.

1 comment:

  1. Newt's gigantic ego is what won't let him quit the race.

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