Monday, March 12, 2012

Which Two Talking Heads Might Be Satan Incarnate?

We must admit, at times we troll blogs to see how the other side ticks, full disclosure with the Intellectual Allies. We came across a gem of a page with a ditty called "The Left's Greatest Hits Of $#!^ They've Said About Conservatives". This has spurred my brain to think of how much sh*t has been slung back and forth and who holds the championship trophy for "most offensive".

We all know of Rush dipSh*ts latest comments and we aren't going to rehash that cluster. Here are a few other gems from two talking heads who might be Satan incarnate.

Let's begin with SHE-devil Ann Coulter :
  • "Our blacks are so much better then their blacks", and "we have very impressive blacks". Wow, has she not looked at the White House? 
Coulter & Not One Of Her Blacks
  • "I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word fa**ot". Clearly her bigotry extends well beyond race. 
  • "Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores." Looks like someone put this tactic into practice well before Rush's run-o-the-mouth.
Just looking into Coulter has given us heart burn and hives. Alas, we shall continue though getting into all the zings would land us in a less then swanky rehab for "exhaustion". With fortitude, we shall look at Glenn Beck.
I wanted cheese sauce on my ribs
  • "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist." Can you conjure up the image of Beck using his "doe eyes" tactic with this one? Like you are a couple of buds planning an intervention at an Applebee's. 
  • "I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it". Much like Palin and her cross hair chart which could have possibly prompted some loon to go after Giffords, this unleashed on the Fox News circuit could prove deadly. Dangling a carrot like this is like telling a hyperactive kid where you hid the pixie stix.
  • “You self-centered, self-righteous, socialist, out-of-control, dangerous, man-hating bitch! Shut your mouth. We might have bought into this crap in the 1960s because too many people were doing LSD. We’re not on LSD anymore — we need to start making sense.” This was said in regards to Gloria Steinem, and they say there isn't a War on Women, way to keep it classy Glenn.
The left isn't without fault when it comes to chucking some mud. We highlighted these two figures because we question if they have the mark of cain and are indeed, Satan.

1 comment:

  1. Ah yes, but our mud is so much more refined and erudite. For example, Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck should consume a copious amount of bovine fecal matter and pass away.